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Dog Philosophy

Forwarded to me from a friend!


The  reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his  tongue. 

Don't  accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are  wonderful. 
-Ann  Landers

If  there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they  went. 
-Will  Rogers

There  is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your  face. 
-Ben  Williams

A  dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. 
-Josh  Billings


The  average dog is a nicer person than the average  person. 
-Andy  Rooney

We  give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And  in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever  made. 
-M. Acklam

Dogs  love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are  incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and  hate. 
-Sigmund  Freud

I  wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious  cult. 
-Rita  Rudner
A  dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times  before lying down. 
-Robert  Benchley

Anybody  who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a  dog. 
-Franklin  P. Jones

If  I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have 
known will go to heaven, and very, very few  persons. 
-James  Thurber

If  your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. 

My  dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's  almost $21.00 in dog money. 
-Joe  Weinstein

Ever  consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a  grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.  They must think we're the greatest hunters on  earth! 
-Anne  Tyler

Women  and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get  used to the idea. 
-Robert  A. Heinlein 


If  you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;  that is the principal difference between a  dog and a  man. 
-Mark  Twain

You  can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that
says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' 
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. 
-Roger  Caras

If  you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your 
pocket and then give him only two of  them. 
-Phil  Pastoret

My  goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.